ducKie answers YOUR letters

Ok, my people. I've been hearing from a lot of you with questions so I thought it best if I handle them this way - not exactly an FAQ but answering them within the blog so you'll all know more about me. Here goes:




ducKie, why aren't you in any of the pictures on your blog? Weren't you there?
JL - Honolulu


That's an eggcellent question, JL, and one I'm sure many of our other "less bright" readers are also asking themselves. I'll answer it this way - let's see if you can work it out:


Somebody has to take the pictures.


JL - you let me know if that doesn't answer the question for you, huh buddy?


Thanks for writing.




Dude, like how'd you get so cool and all that?
Doug - Laguna Beach, CA

Doug, Dude, it's not something one is born with and not something you buy, like the clothes you wear. It's a state of becoming. That's right, becoming cool. I don't have the space to discuss it here, nor is this the right place, but look for my upcoming book, Becoming Cool: Living the ducKie Dream, and related products.


Available soon at your favorite book seller ($39.99)


For those who can't wait, fill your time by renting "The Big Lebowski" - it'll help you understand the book.


Say something funny.
SC - Idaho


I'd like to give a shout-out to my man SC from Idaho!


Well, SC from Idaho, I usually don't do "performance on demand" work, but let me see what I can come up with in this venue in a short amount of time available to me.


Uhm, nope. Looks like my funny-pool is all dried up. Maybe next time, huh.




Когда вы будете приезжать в Россию?
Саша


Ah, a Russian fan. I like that. Well, Sasha, учитывая, что болваном не хотел ехать, я не могу предсказать, если / когда я получу в Россию. Напишите мне, и я найду тебя, когда я приду. Take care and write me that letter. ;)

ducKie, I don't get it. Is that some kind of riddle?

JL - Honolulu

Sorry, JL. My badness. I should have simplified. Let me try again.

I was taking the pictures. It was me using the camera. It was ME taking the pictures of the scenery and the people so I couldn't be IN the pictures.

Let me know if you have any other questions, buddy.

Wer ist "Joe" und warum hat er uns auf seinem überspringen Wirbelwind-Tour in Europa?
Anja - Berlin, Germany

Sorry, Anja. Sie müssen, dass sich mit Joe zu nehmen. Obwohl ich vermute, es war so viel von Europa und nur so viel von Joe zu gehen um.

Why do I have to leave? I like working here!

JD - Baltimore

Jean - you want some cheese with that wine? Are you sure you're a duck and not a weasel? Where do you get off trying to take knucklehead's job while we're away? Why, I oughta pound you! Either way, I'm bringing you up on charges to the Duckie Union.

So, why weren't you in the pictures?
JL - Honolulu

Ok, JL. I give up - you got me. I was in all of the pictures. It's just that I was wearing my "invisibility cloak" that I had bought on an earlier trip to Harry Potter World in Orlando. Can't get anything past you! If you look closely at the pictures, you'll see a slightly blurred area in each - that's me!

Thanks for writing.

Okay everybody. That's all for now. I hope you enjoyed my little "travel-log". Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the sky! (Casey Kasem stole that from me!) Keep me in your prayers and I'll see you when I see you.

ducKie out!