Now that's better! I can see again.
From what I hear, it rained all the way up here...like I'd know. I was locked in a dark underpants dungeon. We left Wilkes-Barre, PA at 8:30AM and I was locked away until 4pm when we arrived in Freeport, ME.
Anyway, all I'm hearing is "how tough the drive was in the rain". Well, boo hoo! I'm all quacked up over it. Try doing that same drive locked in the dark!
Anyway, I'm tellin' him - "Look, knucklehead!. I'm a duck. I like water. Next time, let me drive if it rains...won't bother me one little bit." And he's all like "Oh, you can't drive - you're a rubber duck!"
Like, what, I don't have feelings! You think that stuff rolls off me like water off a duck's back?! Well, yeah, it does, sorta. But still...
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